…Apparently a person who would like to remain anonymous. No matter; it’s the card we’re all interested in anyway, and it’s this tasty little treat, which racked up a whopping 10,489 votes. That makes for a lot of elves with tired clicking fingers.
Oh, and, no comment on the existence of the Big Guy. We don’t want to get coal in our stockings next year.
Our winner has chosen the non-profit Straight But Not Narrow as the recipient of the $1,000 donation — a worthy cause indeed! We feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or is the heat just up too high?
Man, people are weird. In the best way possible.
FROM THE FRIENDLY FOLKS AT BORSHOFF.